(Scene 8:15 AM - Anchorage, AK. Location - my driveway)
Pooh: Ohmigosh what is that white stuff on top of my car???
(Cue sinister music)
Pooh: It's, it's, it's Termination Dust
(Jangling strings, ala "Psycho")
Well, hey, only about 5-8 months until I see green grass again. Who am I kidding, like I'm allowed to go outside during the work week anymore anyway...