(or if you live in NYC, Yadier 'pinche cabron' Molina)
((Of course while I was typing this, the Mets have 2 on none out...))
(((Cliff Floyd needs to swing harder)))
((((Why is Paul Lo Duca's theme music "Boogie Shoes" not confidence inspiring))))
(((((UHM, swing the bat, Carlos...)))))
Saturday! Bonderman! Carpenter! It's the World Series on Fox!!!
... Heh, been there myself, Met Fan (as some have in fact witnessed)