Wednesday, March 08, 2006

AssHole of the Week: Brief Hiatus, This One is Too Good

Now for somethig completely different...

Cal Golden Bear hoops fans, well played:
When USC guard Gabe Pruitt took his first trip to the free throw line early in the game, the Cal student section hollered in unison: "VIC-TOR-IA, VIC-TOR-IA," and then yelled out a telephone number. Pruitt glanced back at the crowd in horror and bewilderment before clanking his free throws.

It turns out that a couple of mischeivous little bastards from the Cal student section had been IM'ing with Pruitt all week under the identity of "Victoria," a fictional UCLA hottie, and Pruitt was eagerly anticipating a date with this nubile co-ed back in Westwood after the game. In preparation for the date, Pruitt had handed over his digits, which the Cal student section recited back to him in unison.
He of course clanked them both. There's more. Allegedly,
Transcripts of their conversation were handed out to the [B]ench [Pooh: That's the Cal student section]. My personal favorite quotes by Gabe: "You look like you have a very fit body." and "Now I want to c u so bad."
Awesome. Embarassing? Bet your ass. But for this, you Cal Crazies, you are fitting winners of this weeks reconstituted AHW. My faith in the goodness of humanity is restored.

(links via Deadspin)


Fletch said...

Free at last!

Pooh said...

Tourney time approaching, I feel you have ample opportunity to make an arse of yourself re: Duke/Gonzaga's impending doom...(neither of them will win. In fact, I'll be surprised if either makes the final four..)

Kierkegaard Lives said...

That. Is. Awesome.
I'm going to have to spread the word on this one.