Hypothesis: A bouvier, let's say a specific bouvier named Tyge, will experience side effects from snarfing an entire stick of butter.Heh.
- Said bouvier will sneak one stick of butter off of the counter and furtively gobble up the whole thing, including the wrapper.
- Experiment will be held on a Monday evening - just before bedtime.
- Experiment monitor, let's say that would be the slat rat, will monitor said bouvier for adverse side effects. Note: Experiment monitor will not be notified of experiment in advance. Monitor most likely will not be pleased by experiment.
- Said bouvier could experience following adverse side effects: restlessness, sleeplessness, multiple occurrences of jet propelled diarrahea.
Results: Much to the surprise of the experiment monitor, the subject experienced absolutely no side effects. The subject strongly feels that the experiment should be repeated - perhaps several times. The experiment monitor has vetoed that idea.