Wednesday, February 01, 2006

President Mum-Ra Speaks (SOTU Thoughts)

The only thing we have to these guys?

Manimals, bitches.

Also, does this nugget
"They [the American people] are concerned about unethical conduct by public officials and discouraged by activist courts that try to redefine marriage."
mean that Gay marriage caused Jack Abramoff? "Duke Cunnigham sleeps with the Fishes" has a slightly different meaning today than it did yesterday.

Since I spent the majority of my SOTU time snarking at Balloon Juice, I have no permanent record of what happened to post here. Thankfully, my friends and countrymen did not let me down.

Is the administration run by muppets? Some think so:

Some stuff about immigration. They show Homeland Security honcho Chertoff clapping like he's the Swedish chef from 'The Muppet Show.' Are those his arms? Yikes.
To which Chertoff replied that he thinks of himself as more like Beaker, saying "Meee-meee mee-mee mee-mee!"

And the Kaiser picked up the evidence of a chilling trend:

8:19 - The "freedom" bomb is dropped again, and the Supreme Court doesn't stand up after 73rd mention of it. The lesson, clearly, is that they are against freedom.

. . .

8:26 - The Supreme Court is against our troops.

. . .

8:45 - The Supreme Court is against the American worker.

. . .

8:56 - The Supreme Court is against its own new members John Roberts and Sam Alito!
Damn inactivist judges.

As they say, read the whole thing.

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