Wednesday, December 28, 2005

War On Christmas: European Theatre

Scene - an English Nativity Play:
In the scene where Mary and Joseph arrive at the Inn, Mary asks the Innkeeper, played by a lad of seven, if he has any room. "Yes", he says. "Mary, you can come in, but Joseph, you can fuck off".

In the stunned silence that followed, it transpired that the Innkeeper had played Joseph himself the previous year and had taken his 'demotion' very much to heart.

1 comment:

Jo said...

Holy shite, that's funny. And totally like something one of my spawn would do.

I'm linking this... which means your traffic is gonna increase. A lot. Like by 1. Maybe even 2. Hope you got the bandwidth to deal.