So, I tune to ESPN2 to watch The 'Stache in action...and there are 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter of the "Your-Name-Here-For-a-Mere-5-Million" Bowl between East Vermont Teachers College and Grenada State. (Er, make the Texas Christian and Iowa State. Whatever.) I'm neither a Christian Texan or an Iowan, why the hell do I care about this?
STAY IN BOUNDS, DAMN YOU
Morrison update to come, plus my thoughts on 'Zona/Washington.