NFWWATFO: Isaiah Junior J.R. Rider edition

Problem child J.R. Rider, ringleader of the late '90s Portland JailBlazers, was arrested for kidnapping:

Rider allegedly got into an argument Wednesday night with the unidentified female acquaintance and drove off with her against her will, Baker said. The woman began to scream, attracting the attention of police. Authorities tracked Rider down early Thursday morning and arrested him, Baker said. The woman was not injured.

Honestly, I'd rather have Ron Artest as a roommate than this guy, (though J.R. has been rumored to have a connection for the good stuff, if you know what I mean.) The most amazing thing is the Rider is only 34, and washed out of the League 5 years ago. What are the F'in Odds of That? Happy trails, Junior.