Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Our Long National Nightmare is Over
ESPN just reported that Slappy McPatriotic has decided to play for the U.S., not his 'native' Dominican Republic. In the upcomng World Baseball Classic. (He was born in NYC.) I'll sleep better tonight knowing who will hit 4 homeruns vs. Italy, but leave the bases loaded twice and commit 3 errors vs. Cuba, should they be allowed to play.